We know how much you ladies love a man with big, luxurious balls, but did you ever consider that your shallowness is killing us?
Researchers studying eunuchs in the Chosun Dynasty — the era of Korean royalty spanning from 1392 to 1910 — found that castrated men lived on average to 70, which was 14 to 19 years longer than their swingin’ peers. Even the kings they served lived to only an average age of 47. Even in comparison to today’s males, three out of the 81 eunuchs survived to 100, which is 130 times more likely even with modern testicular medicine and grooming habits.
So, we finally figured out why married men live longer than single ones. (BOOM! Comedy nuke!)