Two weeks ago, SeriouslyGuys issued a challenge to time travelers in a Take it from Snee Lightning Round:
“I like to imagine Hitler’s final days being in a bunker not (just) because of the Russians, but because a future Web site launches a time traveling contest to see who can kill him the most creatively. To claim the prize, your presubmitted demise must make the newspapers afterwards. Making it look like a suicide doesn’t count.
(Did I just launch this contest back in 2010? Perhaps, if you’re thinking fourth dimensionally!)”
We already have an entry.
Unfortunately, the evidence is from 1923, not 1945, so it’s clearly not an attempt on Hitler’s life with a rolled-up iPad–
UNLESS! Unless she’s actually trying to kill him before he becomes a nuisance! Quick, check History’s This Day In History! Is there an entry for World War II?
Nevermind. Look, eager young time cadets: if you’re not going to take this seriously, then we’re just going to start railing against time travel again. Now quit star-f@%king, and start star-bludgeoning!
(With special thanks to Mr. Groonk.)
It’s the Vegetable New Year! After a very successful Year of the Rutabaga and the disastrous 2006 Year of the Spinach Leaf, the United Nations is celebrating in the streets to usher in the