You guys, we need to clean up the environment like right now. It all has to do with the health of otter penises.
According to a recent study by the Cardiff University Otter Project, otter male organs are shrinking as a direct result of pollution. The otters, however, insisted it was just that the water was cold.
Now, this blog isn’t one to give a rat’s ass about an otter’s penis, but scientists are worried the same could happen to human male dudes. The theory is that the more chemicals that get into the water and air, the more wildlife consume, and some of those chemicals are affecting their bodies in bad ways. That means the same could happen to us.
For the record, pollution has yet to affect The Guys, since we flush the bad chemicals from our bodies with alcohol.