Deep blue motorcycle

Apparently chess isn’t the best game to play drunk. Despite beer pong, Madden, pool and darts paving the way for drunken excellence while hammered, dozing off after only 11 moves during an international tournament is grounds for losing on a technicality.

In our drunk bishop’s defense though, Vladislav Tkachiev is French, so other than champagne and baguettes, we’re not sure if they can handle booze.