Tag: chris klein

Scoop, scooby do-wop, yeah DUI

Chris Klein, best known for being sort of famous 10 years ago, was arrested early Wednesday morning on suspicion of drunken driving. We can only imagine the field sobriety test went something like this:

Officer: Excuse me sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Klein: Don’t drink the pale ale!
Officer: Would you mind coming outside the vehicle and try walking in a straight line?
Klein: To the next step!
Officer: Son, I’m gonna need you to please come with me.
Klein: Someone cares about me! It’s either 1999 or 2001, thank you lord!

MasterChugs Theater: ‘Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li’

The original Street Fighter, the Jean Claude Van Damme/Kylie Minogue/Ming Na vehicle that managed to kill the great Raul Julia, is not a good movie. It never was, and anyone that thought it was is a fool. However, it does have one fairly redeeming value-it’s flat out hilarious how bad it is. With lines uttered by Van Damme (playing the incredibly American soldier, William Guile) like “You sun hof ha beetch” and “Ow-fah, uht-tack”, it made the movie utterly enjoyable.

Over a decade and a half later, we have Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. It’s not connected to Street Fighter outside of its characters having the same names as some of the characters from the original. It’s also not a good movie. And that’s it. Unlike the original, there is nothing redeeming about it. Let’s find out why. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li’