“But see, mine goes dum-dum-dum-dumdumdumdum *pause*”

And now, a piece from South Park, paraphrased solely for the purposes of this article:

“Let me show you to the coffee room, Mr. Glurrk”

Randy Marsh: (gasp) “They took my SONG!”

Stan Marsh: “They took yer song!”

Nobody likes plagiarism. At least, no one likes unrecognized plagiarism. But when it’s done by the Grammy nominated band Coldplay? That’s just straight up coldplagiarism. Yes, it would seem that the guitar god, Joe Satriani, finds issue with Coldplay’s song, “Vida La Vida”. The issue found? He feels that he’s already written the song before. For shame, Coldplay. For shame.

This guy is personally hoping that even if Satriani doesn’t win the lawsuit, he still manages to put an end to Coldplay. Seriously Chris Martin, what causes you to have to be so depressed about all the time? You’re married to Gywneth Paltrow and you make millions every year. Yeah, you co-named your kid Apple, but … look, cocaine is a helluva drug, OK?