Are you frustrated with our current political climate? Do you find yourself saying more and more that you’re moving to Canada or Australia if so and so doesn’t get elected?
Then perhaps you should consider Italy, where a porn star is using pictures of her tookhas to campaign for a seat in Rome’s city hall. (To be fair, voters will want to be sure that she’ll fit in the chair.)
Her “if-I’m-elected” promise: a red light district within, um, spitting distance of the Vatican.
If that doesn’t seal the deal for you, then maybe this will get you to the passport office:
“D’Abbraccio, in her 40s, isn’t the first adult entertainer to dip her painted toenails into Italian politics. Ilona Staller, known as “Cicciolina”, sat in parliament in the 1980s and was famous for her impromptu stripteases.”