How To: Clean your domicile

Summer’s finally over and the holidays draw near, which means you’re about to fill your house with a bunch of crap: hidden Halloween candy, those yams you only pretended to eat, other people’s presents and decorations galore.

It’s time to clean up while you can still keep the windows open, lest you choke on last year’s dust.

It’s also a time to set priorities, like do you need a copy of every newspaper that mentions your town’s name? How did those Beanie Baby investments pan out, especially in this period of economic woe?

If you can’t afford to let this year’s crap pile on top of last year’s worthless junk, then you’ve hit the right URL. SeriouslyGuys presents how to clean your domicile. Continue reading How To: Clean your domicile

Schadenfreude: International blend

Good morning! And what a morning it is: the dawning of yet another wonderful day!

Just think of the day you have ahead of you: showering, sitting in traffic, going to work, eating a lousy lunch with people you hate, sitting in more traffic, cooking dinner, cleaning the kitchen — all while trying not to beat your children! Goodness, but these are blessed times, aren’t they?

No, they aren’t. When your only relaxation is going to a gym to work out, you really hate the people that make it look so easy. People like, oh, Martha Stewart …

Well, guess who’s persona non gratis in the United Kingdom? Yep, Martha’s life was easy when she was given insider trading tips, but now she’s not allowed to visit investors and business partners in Merry Olde England.

And that, we think, is a good thing.

Mm, Schadenfreude: make it every morning’s shameful joy.