In Soviet Russia, airplane plows snow

If you live near Moscow, you better hope that you’re not a big fan of those picturesque Christmas movies.

The mayor of Moscow has promised that, with the help of a small nominal budgetary fee and the Russian Air Force, there will be no snow. Now, this actually has a chance at a positive effect on the town, as with roads not blanketed by snow, people will actually be able to go to work on time.

Of course, there’s a possible snitch in the plan. Cloud seeding doesn’t necessarily work very well. In some cases it generates precipitation, in some cases it seems to prevent precipitation, and the big question is really would it have rained/snowed there without seeding? Because whenever they try it, they’re going for a big over-saturated cloud that was gonna go off in a downpour anyway. Also, since they’ll be seeding with cement, just imagine what the hail is going to turn out like.

Sadly, I doubt that Luzhkov has the intelligence to separate it into 3 pieces-just in case.

Employee benefits include a sweet blue uniform and subliminal rock music

I was a single child as a youngster, and with an eight and a half year difference between my younger brother and I, it’s obvious that I had to be a very independent individual and thus occupy myself with my imagination.

With that said, there are some headlines that I only dreamed that I would see-and this is one of them.