Collinsville, Illinois is a town in America. Statistically, almost 92 percent of its population is white. Located in its town is the world’s largest catsup bottle. Furthermore, Michael Stipe of R.E.M. graduated high school from Collinsville. Recently, the town banned low-riding pants.
Based off the above facts, we can only assume that Collinsville, Illinois, is the whitest town in America, rivaling only some locations in Germany and Australia. Along with that, we suspect that Collinsville is located not too far from Sensible Slacks, Missouri.
We hear that 1997 is preparing to file a lawsuit with the town.