They learned it by watching you! (Communion, that is)

Things did not go well for a group of evangelical Protestants in Germany who wanted to share Communion with Pope Benedict XVI.

The Pope — who is currently visiting the home of the guy who pretty much started that whole Protestantism-hoopla in the first place — declined, saying there are still too many differences between the two. Like, how one group thinks that Martin Luther had some pretty interesting ideas, while the other still refuses to give back the security deposit over nail holes in their church’s door.

Well, He did love the whores

Members of the Our Lady of Lourdes Church received a special visit from the Nassau County (N.Y.) Health Department. It appears that someone on the “manufacturing” end of the communion wafers turned out positive for hepatitis A. Health officials know who it is, but refuse to name any names.

Look, Nassau County. We’re not stupid. We know Whose body they’ve been eating.

But, fair enough. We’re satisifed so long as everyone’s vaccinated and somebody has a Father-Son-Holy Spirit talk.