World’s “greatest” eater wins contest, (probably) destroys colon

A man by the name of Joey Chestnut marched his way down to Clearwater, Florida, to take part in the Hooters World Wing Eating Championship. He managed to win the contest by consuming 144 wings in 10 minutes.

15 minutes later, a toilet was violently assaulted.

“I have never seen anyone eat that many wings or eat that quickly,” said one Hooter’s Girl.

I don’t think anything sums up the story like that quote.