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A tale of two Marty Walshes

Fun Fact: if the two Boston Marty Walshes ever make physical contact, it will unravel the fabric of time and space (which is really a stupid thing to make existence out of).
Fun Fact: if the two Boston Marty Walshes ever make physical contact, it will unravel the fabric of time and space (which is really a stupid thing to make existence out of).

After winning the Boston mayoral election, Marty Walsh received two calls: one from the President’s calling service and the next from Vice President Joe Biden himself. The only problem was that both called the wrong Marty Walsh in Boston.

Both had called Marty Walsh, a consultant who managed Ted Kennedy’s 2006 senate reelection campaign, not Marty Walsh, the guy Boston just elected.

We guess it makes sense that the White House is the last office on Earth that still uses the White Pages.

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How To: Lay off an employee

Chances are that, if you’re reading this Web site, then you are a big shot. We like to think we cater SeriouslyGuys to all you captains (and captainesses) of industry with our extravagant Google Ads and polo shirts.

But you’ve been collecting a lot of chickens the past ten years, so they’re about set to roost. We’re not going to say any dirty bourgeoisie words like “recession.” We’ll just say times will be tough for people not as skilled as you. When that time comes, you will need to know how to lay off an employee. Continue reading