Some Navy pilots have gotten in trouble for doing what any guy with a jet would do: draw a penis.
The sunny skies over Washington state were marred when a Navy plane drew a huge schlong, complete with testicles, with its contrails. The water vapor shaped like genitalia is of course very funny, but like all funny things, someone has to ruin it by complaining, and it’s usually a mom. A handful of citizens didn’t appreciate the free anatomy lesson, and complained to the Navy.
In the greatest injustice of all, the Navy has apologized, saying the stunt was “unacceptable.” Your move, Air Force.