A convenience store (the last bastion of acceptance when all you want to do is get loaded plastered drunk inebriated buzzed in their happy zone) in Columbus, Ohio, has decided to start playing classical music in the store, all in the hopes of getting rid of the less than preferred customers.
Reportedly, it seems to be working, but it can’t for long. See, in my neck of the woods, we have a grocery store called The Fresh Market, and all it plays is classical music. Not only do you get stuck having to pay high prices on odds and ends and “organic soy fresh free-range turkey intestine from Argentina,” but you also have to watch out for old people that apparently cannot properly drive half-carts.
Look forward to that, random convenience store!