It’s well established that standards for sexual attractiveness in men and women differ, and would seem to have done so well along the way back down the evolutionary chain; an older, established male has a stronger troupe, while younger females have more breeding years in them.
In New Zealand, it just means that older women tend to fly a lot more.
Good morning, Internet. This blog has seen its fair share of those random text-based ads you see on web pages, e-mail messages and search engines. Sometimes they are interesting, most of the time they are irrelevant (except, of course, for any of our advertisers), but sometimes they can be shocking.
Recently, this blog came across a Web site called DateACougar.com (link may not be SFW, but there is no nudity) and we were shocked! How could anyone even think of dating a ferocious animal like a cougar cougar? Last time we checked, cougars are animals and we happen to be at war with animals!
Nevertheless, for some reason this site seems to be popular with women in their 40s and 50s, as well as younger men. One can choose to search through profiles to find a man, a cougar or a couple (of humans, we assume). This is just sick!
Remember folks, just because she may have a pretty smile, wag her tail and even purr when you walk in the room does not make it OK to date outside of your species–no matter how luscious those felines may look!
You remember the smelly kid in your class, right? Maybe they didn’t shower everyday. Or they ran six-miles through the snow, uphill both ways, to get to school a-reekin’. Perhaps they bought the wrong surplus army boots.
In any case, one Minnesota lawmaker has had enough. State Rep. Karen Clark (D) introduced a bill on Monday to launch an awareness campaign on how bad kids stink there.
We had a similar program back in high school. It was called, “Think fast, stinky!”
In related news: apparently Axe body spray does not attract teachers and lady legislators. Looks like Unilever (the company that makes Axe) has finally discovered cougar repellant.
