A couple who were caught having sex outside in Southern Italy during the 2006 World Cup lost their appeal today. Italy’s highest court, the Supreme Court of Cassation, upheld previous rulings that the couple indeed deserved to be convicted of obscene acts in public. This is even though they were the only ones outside and with enough sense not to watch soccer when they could be boning.
The 60-year-old man and 40-year-old wom … ew. You know what? Nevermind. You win this round, soccer.
Good idea: Getting it on. Hey, if Volkswagen can have a commercial advertising reverse vasectomies, then a little coitus can’t be too bad, right?
Bad idea: Getting it on in front of a police station.
We know that when you get that feeling, you want that sexual healing, still, remember, people: if you’re going to be getting it on in public, choose your location carefully. Somewhat secluded woods make for a great location, in a parked car outside a police station does not. The more you know, right?
