Tag: dancing with the stars

Megan wants a possible murderer

For those of you who keep up with pop culture, or the pop culture that involves recycled reality show contestants, you’ve probably heard the news. Former “Megan Wants A Millionaire” contestant Ryan Jenkins is wanted as a suspect in the murder of former swimsuit model Jasmine Fiore. Jenkins, whose creepy goatee and history of assault made him a can’t miss for VH1, is now the focus of an international manhunt.

And for our readers who only care about their reality fix, “Millionaire” has been cancelled, but don’t worry, we’re positive Michael Irvin and Chuck Liddell will keep you thoroughly entertained on “Dancing With The Stars” this season.

Schadenfreude: Like a bottle rocket in your cornhole

At this point, unless you’re in California, it’s the afternoon, and — if you’re reading this — you’re at work instead of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in full frat-boy revelry.

It’s times like this that you begin to wonder, “Why didn’t I videotape the stupid stuff I did in college, make millions and not work here?” (Especially if you still have trouble sitting down in your rolly-chair.) “I could be a lazy damn jackass like Steve-O right now.”

Like who? Oh, you mean the guy who injured his back rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars, the most ironically-named show for Hollywood has-beens on television?

That’s right. Not only was Steve-O trying to revive his nutwrenching career with the over-30 couch potato demographic, but he injured his back doing it and might be cut from the show. At least he can console himself with his huge tattoo … of himself.

Mm, Schadenfreude: make it every morning’s afternoon’s shameful joy.