Dartmouth College, that other Ivy League school that people forget about, has had a startling number of students appear with swine flu symptoms. 175 students have shown symptoms of H1N1, and the number isn’t going down. Granted, the number isn’t going up either, but that earlier part really sounds dramatic, doesn’t it?
Here’s the SG guide to ending the swine flu craze:
Step 1-STOP MAKING OUT WITH PIGS.
That’s it.