Turns out you didn’t see this coming

Back in 2010, Cornell University academic Daryl Bem published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology results of a study that seemed to indicate some degree of psychic ability in his test subjects. However, when three separate British scientists attempted to replicate the results, they failed to find any evidence whatsoever for ESP.

Maybe British psychics are poor test takers? We know our American psychic abilities flag a little without a good breakfast.