Comparing apples and Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Ever get sick of those ridiculous celebrity baby names? It started with Apple, now we’ve moved on to baby Suri, and the possibility of Matthew “Bongos” McConaughey naming his son after the European beer, Bud. Well one New Zealand judge has had enough, and finally decided to start killing off idiot celbs take matters in to his own hands/court.

Rob Murfitt has legally made an area couple change their daughter’s name from Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. While the girl’s new name has not been released, speculations of Dora The Explorer and Debbie Does Dallas are floating around.

The only thing you have to fear is logic itself

Recently in the world of video games, hardcore conservatives that prefer to speak rather than learn worrywarts are up in arms over Mass Effect, the video game they say is filled with evil and nasty sex and alien nudity. Except it isn’t. In fact, there’s easily steamier scenes shown on soap operas. But hey, why let something small and meddling like the actual content of game get in the way of a good television argument, right (scroll to the bottom of the article)? Oh, and if you can scare folks with an arbitrary and completely irrelevant porn reference, that always helps too.