Tag: demons

You don’t know Ted

If you thought you knew anything about Superstation founder and all-around money-having guy, Ted Turner, you were wrong. Just read this excerpt from an interview:

CNN: I know you’ve got to move around a lot. But some people have observed that when you are chased by demons, you have to move around a lot to stay out in front of them.

Turner: Well, I’m not chased by demons. I feel pretty good.

CNN: Why would people say that?

Turner: I don’t know. That I’m chased by demons? I don’t know. They don’t know. The only person who knows about demons is me.

That’s right, you read it here first*:

Ted Turner is an admitted demon-fighter and/or -friend!

See what you can learn with a little reading comprehension? Wouldn’t you have been embarrassed if you ran into Ted “Captain Planet” Turner and just casually mentioned your pro- or anti-demon stance? First impressions are everything, especially among cable television moguls.

This has been another SG Fun Fact … plus a lesson in good manners. You’re welcome.

*Well, first if you didn’t read it on CNN.

Our priests don’t fake it … right?

This blog is appalled at a Florence, Italy, priest who faked exorcisms.  Other priests reading this may wonder, “What’s the big deal?  Everybody fakes it sometimes.  It was still a nice possession.”

Well, we’re glad you wondered that.  The Guys put a lot of stock in our ability to conjure demons and want to think that you’re having a good time expelling them from our bodies.  We want to know that all your squirming around, screaming and praying are the real deal, not some patronizing gesture so we’ll stop vomiting on you.

At the very least, please tell us if we’re not hitting that special spot.  We’ll step it up a notch: walking on ceilings, offering more of our bodies …. We’re not even opposed to shouting dirty talk at you.

However, let’s not go too far.  We’re not wearing that.