Our theory may have been off some

Remember last month when a bunch of blue balls fell from the sky in England, and the Guys theorized that it was the work of a gender-specific male sky?

We maaaay have been off. Or at least, science seems to think that we are.

Nerds Jerk-faced jerks that want to prove us wrong Scientists at Bournemouth University claim to have solved the mystery, claiming that they’re actually a chemical polymers found in gardening tools and diapers. This means we can now add one more stereotype to the British:

  • Not only do the British have horribly offensive teeth, BUT…
  • They also have diaper breath.