Where’s our free s#%t?

SG and FTC: A winning combination? Think it over, The Man.So, the FTC is cracking down on blogs and twitter users that do not disclose that they were paid or given free swag in return for favorable “reviews.” From here on out, those lucky bastards are required to place a disclaimer somewhere in the entry.

Rest assured that SeriouslyGuys has never participated in this practice, even though we would be totally awesome at it. We’ve even practiced by making fake advertisements and sponsored posts, but no one wants four guys to team up on marketing condoms or oven cleaner.

But, you know, we guess that’s the price we pay for integrity … and by price, we mean our own hosting and domain fees.

And in the end, we’ve got Dick

We already know that Dick Cheney really likes torture. What we didn’t know, until alleged by Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) on July 12, is that he didn’t want to share any of the sweet, sweet waterboarding with Congress.

Feinstein, who chairs the Senate Intelligence Committee, said that CIA Director Leon Panetta was ordered by then-Vice President Cheney to not disclose the use of abusive interrogation techniques to the official oversight panel for intelligence-gathering.

So, if you’re looking for anyone to blame for U.S. torture, Cheney wants you to know that it was all him, none for you, get your own imported foreign nationals to erotically manpile.

Take it from Snee: My friends are emotionally needy

Or, 25 Things About Me

I’ve been successfully ignoring Facebook for nigh-on three months when I start getting emails about friends tagging me in notes. As an Internet celebrity, that makes me nervous: who knows what my friends are saying about me when writing 25 things about themselves?

Imagine my surprise to find they had written not a got-milked thing about me! (Are you angry? Good imagining!)

So, as a service to you readers (especially the angry ones), here are 25 things about me: Continue reading Take it from Snee: My friends are emotionally needy