The song needs more burger

There are a lot of music based items that include “so” and shouldn’t be heard by anyone. Major examples include Pink’s “So What” and So So Def Recordings. Wendy’s, the fast food chain, would like to add something else to that list: one of their own products.

Okay, so maybe calling it one of their own products is a bit generous. A recent kids’ meal promotion includes a compilation of hits from the disco era. One of the songs on the Disco Fever cd includes Donna Summer’s “Last Dance.” The song usually comes in the variety with the lyrics of “so bad,” but this copy of the song came with the original lyrics of “so horny.” Won’t somebody think of the children?!!?

As such, Wendy’s has decided to pull the cd from their kids’ meal lineup. And yet, they still continue to let kids be subjected to Kool & the Gang. Monsters.