IM IN UR BLOOD, FIXING ALL UR DUDES

DNA robots are alive. Alive!

And they’re totally in your blood. Fixing you all up like. At least, that’s what science says. We’re now one step closer to being in the future, except I still don’t have my f&^%ing jetpack.

There’s a lot of potential in this sort of thing-I personally see nanoscale machines, be they organic or metal, as the ‘cure’ for cancer, able to destroy cancerous cells without collateral damage. Of course, worst case scenario is that we end up with undetectable assassins. Which I’m not too against.

No, the real worst case scenario: members of the elite aristocracy use these DNA robots to turn themselves into immortal super beings, then they release a global swarm that will “reformat” the world into a “paradise” more to their liking. And by paradise, I mean one with a lot of figgy pudding.

One question: do they become violently insane when you flip the Y chromosome?