Obama sends Americans into lions’ den

President Barack Obama is trying to push you out the door. Billed as the “America’s Great Outdoors” program, the initiative will “conserve cherished land and encourage Americans to enjoy the outdoors.”

Mr. President, with all due respect, but have you been outside? There’s mosquitoes out there. And bears. And no Playstation.

This all sounds like a ruse to get us outside while the President watches his stories instead of more Dora reruns.

Well, we hope we get kidnapped, just to teach you a lesson. Was your little Internet “me-time” worth it?

How To: Babysit young children

Our more dedicated readers are probably thinking, “but Guys, didn’t you cover this topic when you told us How To: Raise your kids?”

Well, dear reader, the answer is no. (By the way, nice job on hyperlinking in your thoughts!) Raising kids and babysitting them is totally different. Why? Because you get paid for it, and you really aren’t liable if anything happens to them in the first place. Odds are you will have to take care of your sibling’s kids, your neighbor’s kids, or even (gasp) your boss’ kids at least once in your adult life. Long gone are the days of high school side job. That was a great racket, wasn’t it? The rules have changed, so SeriouslyGuys presents how to babysit young children.

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