Punishment Bell

Ever since the life-changing and reality-altering decision made by Beasley Allen to drop their lawsuit against Taco Bell, the entire world has gone topsy-turvy.

Taco Bell now demands satisfaction! The fast food chain would like an apology from the folks who brought (and then eventually withdrew) the lawsuit against them that claimed their meat mixture was less than 35 percent beef. “Would It Kill You to Say You’re Sorry?” asks the ad Taco Bell has now launched in newspapers across the country. The request is understandable enough, as damage control is expensive, and the fast-food giant has spent millions in an ad campaign bolstering up its image as a result of the lawsuit.

No word has been released regarding if Taco Bell has donned white gloves and walked to the Beasley Allen headquarters carrying a wooden box containing two single-shot pistols.