Everyone remembers the “Octo-mom” and her nearly going for a full nine person starting line-up?
Imagine going for a twenty-five person roster. On the plus side, Kid Number Nineteen should probably be able to just waltz out into the world with a top hat in hand and a cane in the other. “Wackitty-schmackitty-dooooooooooo!”
Statistically speaking, a good number of them are gonna turn out to be gay. Especially since the likelihood of homosexuality increases in proportion with the number of older siblings. That should be interesting. Because, you know, religion.
“We just couldn’t believe it is happening.” Jim Bob, 44, agrees
Really, Jim Bob? After having 18 kids, and realizing that incredibly technical processes such as pulling out and wearing a condom were far too complicated for just a simple man of the land as yourself, you’re surprised?