‘Kissing is normally very safe’

If you read this blog, there is no doubt you are suave and sophisticated. You have no problem getting ladies to hang out with you and perhaps wish you to touch your lips to them. You are the man or woman.

So, here’s a tip for you: when passionately kissing your lover(s), try not to suck out their eardrums in the process. This happened recently in China. A man kissed his girlfriend’s ear, somehow reducing the pressure enough to pull out–alright, well you get the point. It’s gross.

“While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,” the paper said.