Easily the crappiest car to date

By now, everyone is aware that, while, we’re not exactly in an energy crisis, we do need to find alternative energy sources. As well, I’m sure that everyone is aware of the adage “look inward” when attempting to solve problems. The Toyota Prius aside, not all of the hybrids are that bad. Tesla’s, in fact, are quite awesome. Unfortunately, they’re missing just one thing-they’re just good cars.

Clearly, they’re not crappy enough vehicles. The Bio-Bug would like to change that opinion. Why so? Because it’s powered by poop.

Really.

The base theory behind the cars is that using them would help us reduce carbon emissions, since we’re reusing carbon that’s already been released, and thus help us reduce dependence on gas as well. You know, since that’s already been released as well. It’s currently being tested in Britain only, but who knows what a successful future could lead for it? When this car is brought to America, though, it’ll be a golden age for Taco Bell and Chinese buffets nationwide.