Prince William, future leading drain on the British economy, is getting married, and no one is more excited about it than The Guys.
For one, he’s marrying a really rich chick commoner, so that validates our own Cinderella fantasies. Also, royal weddings get U.K. women incredibly horny and desperate.
Well, the commemorative coin just dropped, son, and people have some complaints about it. Here’s what we have to say:
- Do all British young people look like Narnia actors?
- That can’t be William’s real Adam’s apple.
The next time you play “Truth or Dare,” know that there is no way kissing another dude or wearing a diaper through the drive-thru will ever top this.
A naked woman stole a car at 5 am from a guy posting business signs on the side of the highway. Because turnaround is fair play, that guy stole her car.
The guy and the police chased her until she crashed his car into a gate. The police pursued her on foot, but couldn’t grab her because she was too slippery from sweat and blood. She literally slipped through their fingers and stole a cop car.
She crashed that car into a highway berm and sustained flight for 50 feet.
She then ran on foot again, and scaled a barb wire fence before the cops finally tazed her. (And here we thought they pulled those out at the drop of a candy wrapper.)
In other “Truth or Dare” news:
Monaco’s royal family has named at least two princes Albert.