It was brought to my attention that there are a few words that I left out of my last purge of the English language. Of course, that was not a definitive list-merely the beginning of an ongoing renovation project.
The criteria is simple: once a word has been abused, sullied and tarred-and-feathered to the point that it is rendered meaningless, I will take it to the shed and put it out of its misery with a bullet between the eyes. It’s all done humanely, and I always gather the torn out dictionary pages with some friends for a good cry. Afterwards, we get drunk and mangle the rest of the language.
Continue reading Take it from Snee: Cleaning out the language gutters, part II