We’ve learned nothing from ‘The Usual Suspects’

So, in any prisoner transfer, you’d figure there’s a pretty intense search of the convict: mouth, clothing, probably even their anus … You’d think there’d also be a test for mobility.

The escapist had even previously used the wheelchair, which he ran out of during his escape, to pin his wife against a wall and stab her with a makeshift knife.

Maybe add a kick to the legs or even a tickle test, that’s all we’re saying.