New York, New York, it’s a helluva town. It’s also not the smartest one either. Residents of the Palisades community of New York have reported seeing a big black cat roaming around their residences. Sightings size it up at larger than a mid-size dog.
This isn’t that hard to solve. It’s simply former martial arts movie actor Jim Kelly taking a leisurely stroll around a New York suburb while out on vacation from his Southern California home. Geez, talk about jumping to conclusions, you racist people.
Wait. What’s that you say? It’s got a tail? And fur that’s not spread out similar to a large afro?
Oh, it’s totally a really big black panther then. That’s right animals, we’re on to your late-night espionage tactics!
Story courtesy of Adrienne