This blog is appalled at a Florence, Italy, priest who faked exorcisms. Other priests reading this may wonder, “What’s the big deal? Everybody fakes it sometimes. It was still a nice possession.”
Well, we’re glad you wondered that. The Guys put a lot of stock in our ability to conjure demons and want to think that you’re having a good time expelling them from our bodies. We want to know that all your squirming around, screaming and praying are the real deal, not some patronizing gesture so we’ll stop vomiting on you.
At the very least, please tell us if we’re not hitting that special spot. We’ll step it up a notch: walking on ceilings, offering more of our bodies …. We’re not even opposed to shouting dirty talk at you.
However, let’s not go too far. We’re not wearing that.