Whatever happened to the old days of faking a sickness or saying a relative had died? Modern jobs apparently call for modern solutions when it comes to getting a day off. That’s why Daniel Kuch told his work that he had been shot in a drive-by shooting in order to avoid work.
The Guys encourage using these as excuses not to work:
- Attacked by a polar bear. (This ties in well with the War on Animals and is a viable excuse.)
- Dayquil fueled coma.
- Had to travel across the country for a family emergency.