Take it from Snee: Charlie Sheen punked America

I wanted to write about, well, anything but Charlie Sheen and his recent bout of insanity. I was ready to write about political misconduct, dispense medical advice or whatever I normally do when I wedge a historical reference in between two masturbation jokes.

Unfortunately, this story has dominated every Web site I pilfer for post ideas.

And while I, too, enjoy a good mix of tiger blood, Adonis DNA and a level of crazy that hasn’t been witnessed in this magnitude since Tonya Harding, I can’t help but shake my head at the amount of attention this has received because it’s all fake.

Charlie Sheen has America in his back pocket right now, and all he has to do is ride this interview train all the way to “Leave me alone while I do whatever the f%@k I did before Two and a Half Men”-town. Let me break it down for you, using the journalistic questions. Continue reading Take it from Snee: Charlie Sheen punked America