Tag: finland

Them’s some buttsy pews

Yesterday, we learned about Swedish semen. Today, we explore Finish butts.

Somehow, it made the news that some parishioners at a Lutheran church in Loviisa, Finland, have been left high and not-so-dry after green paint on the pews stained their Sunday’s finest. But, that’s not all: dozens of butt prints were left in the seats after a recent concert.

There’s no word whether the church will repaint the seats or leave them so congregants can measure their expanding asses over the next several decades. And amazingly, not a single Jesus or Mary was spotted.

Laura Ingalls Wilder: Sexiest writer ever

Finland is costly. So, so costly.

They charge a whole 2 Euros a minute to assess the age-based rating of a series that will be released on DVD. That’s very costly to Universal Pictures, the studio that wants to release the nine-season long Little House on the Prairie television show. They don’t have that type of money. We’re in a recession here, people! Universal decided to take the cheap route and forgo this process.

Unfortunately, it leaves Finland with only option left: they must rate Little House on the Prairie as an adults-only title.

Technicalities are funny.

Finland has scandals, too

Let’s say you’re an older man and you have a birthday party. At that birthday party they have, shall we say, women who will dance naked for you. Sounds like you had quite a party, but all parties must come to an end.

Let’s say after the party, you got said dancer’s phone number. Good for you! This must mean she wants to see you again because you are such a great guy, right? Wrong. She probably gave you her number in case you ever feel like giving her more money. One Finnish man learned that sending text messages to a stripper can get you in trouble, especially if you are the country’s foreign minister.