The terrorists are hitting San Francisco and they’re doing it one porta-potty at a time. Since November, more than 20 of the temporary toilets have gone up in flames. What kind of a criminal genius would do such a thing?
The fires have happened at construction sites near Lombard Street, which you probably know as that street swerves so much that only drunk people can navigate it properly. Contractors are hopping mad about it, and not just because they have to find somewhere else to go, because it smells really really bad and has caused $50,000 in damage.
But the construction workers are fighting back. Apparently they are camouflaging their cans so the pyromaniac or pyromaniacs cannot find them–like a toilet cake scented Easter egg hunt.