That’s a lot of next-of-kin

Imprisoned Fundamentalist Later Day Saints leader Warren Jeffs has been hospitalized for undisclosed reasons. Since we are a respected media establishment, we can only assume that his affliction is deadly and somewhat humiliating. (Flesh-eating anal warts?)

The real issue is who determines his fate should he enter a vegetative state. The current theory is that all of his wives will each vote, with Jesus himself casting a tiebreaker vote if necessary.