Remember the old Super Soaker ads where they were used for revenge on someone?

Let’s face it, sometimes, no matter how much you rant and rave from your driveway the damn kids won’t get off your lawn. That’s when it’s time to take matters into your own hands. One man in Minnesota did just that when he found his back was against the wall.

Scott Edward Wagar, 50, was tired of teenagers toilet papering his house. So, he did what any sensible person would do. He went out and got some night vision goggles, a squirt gun and some fox urine, then played the waiting game. The teens showed up again and he let them have it, in quite possible the strangest golden shower case (and that’s saying something) this blog has ever seen.

Now for some reason, Wagar, not those cursed teenagers, is getting charged with fifth (fifth?) degree assault. Why can’t we use shotguns for warning shots anymore?