Milking this for all it’s worth

Some guy named Curtis — and it would have to be a “Curtis” to do something like this — will spend the next undetermined amount of time living the dream: suckling on ti …

What? The breast milk he’s attempting to live on has already been pumped? You know what? We hope it makes him fat.

Anyway, Curtis plans to keep us abreast (Hire us for your talk show!) on his blog as he consumes nothing but his wife’s frozen breast milk. This should take down those high-priced human breast milk lobbyists who say it’s safe to drink every day.

The Real Story: Botox users already dead inside

While the news media may report on a story, sometimes they miss the actual story in their own reports.

Today’s case: People who receive botox injections famously have difficulty moving their faces or expressing emotion after treatment. But, according to a new study, the recipients may also experience difficulty feeling emotions as well.

The test subjects reported “less emotional response to some emotional video clips, and as a result, did not feel their emotions quite as deeply as their counterparts who received treatment with a wrinkle filler called Restylane.” Oh, my!

The Nugget:
“That said, those who received Botox reacted to the same to video clips after their injection as they did before they received the injections.” [Emphasis ours.]

So, despite this admission in the article itself, it still maintained a “botox may kill emotions” standpoint when the results were no different before and after injections. The real story here isn’t that botox kill emotions, but that people who get botox treatments may be emotionally shallow or even dead inside already.