Kids now think it’s cool to follow the rules

All throughout The Guys’ childhood, adolescence, teenage and even college years, it just seemed really cool to not follow the rules. Whether that was cutting in line, stealing a Snickers bar, boosting a car or trespassing on a playground in the middle of night, we just thought it was so much better to do wrong than right.

How the times have changed. The Federal Trade Commission has put together a report stating that punk teenagers sneaking into the movie they’re not old enough to see yet is at an all time low. Teenagers playing the role of mystery shoppers (known as narcs in my day) have begun to see a new rule of cool, eliminating the usage of CAPS-LOCK and wearing sunglasses at night, but instead being prevented from buying M-rated games and R-rated tickets to movies.

What does this mean? Next time you think you’ve got that hook-up, you might want to double check it, just in case.

Where’s our free s#%t?

SG and FTC: A winning combination? Think it over, The Man.So, the FTC is cracking down on blogs and twitter users that do not disclose that they were paid or given free swag in return for favorable “reviews.” From here on out, those lucky bastards are required to place a disclaimer somewhere in the entry.

Rest assured that SeriouslyGuys has never participated in this practice, even though we would be totally awesome at it. We’ve even practiced by making fake advertisements and sponsored posts, but no one wants four guys to team up on marketing condoms or oven cleaner.

But, you know, we guess that’s the price we pay for integrity … and by price, we mean our own hosting and domain fees.