It was the best of times, it was the worst times

People call a child being born “the miracle of life.” Now, namely this is because squeezing a person through a birth canal is said to be an extreme pain. We’re not really sure, as we have a penis, but one day we’ll ask Arnold Schwarzenegger if that’s true or not. In the meantime, we’ll just believe that it’s pretty difficult.

We also believe that it’s difficult to be the person to have to monitor the delivery. There’s so much to do, so little time and everything’s on the line! That’s why we would like to give mad props to Gaelan Edwards. Recently, the pre-teen delivered his baby brother on his lonesome. Now that’s inner courage.

As such, SeriouslyGuys would like to provide to you, our loyal reader a distinct list of pros and cons of a situation like that:

Pros

  • Courage under fire. Gaelan took care of business despite having the odds stacked against him.
  • His younger brother owes him. Without Gaelan, that newborn would not be here.
  • Talk about a story to tell at bars later in life. Gaelan now has a story that can impress anyone.
  • Gaelan proved that tv does do good things. Too much tv works!
  • Can we reiterate that he did everything involved with delivering the kid?

Cons

  • He saw his mom’s vagina.

I think that con is enough to nullify all the pro’s and thus require massive therapy for Gaelan.