MasterChugs Theater: ‘Double Dragon’

Two times the power! Two times the crap! Let the terror of “MasterChugs March Movie Mort Month” (yes, we’re still big fans of alliteration) continue onward! Prepare for the most star-studded cast that you may have ever seen before: Mark Dacascos, Scott Wolf, Alyssa Milano, Vanna White, George Hamilton, Michael Berryman, and Robert Patrick. With a grouping like that, you can’t go wrong with Double Dragon, right? Well, let’s keep in mind one thing–if it falls under this month’s theme, then there’s definitely something wrong on celluloid. And boy oh boy, is there ever something wrong with this picture. We’re talking stinker of one of the highest kinds. Don’t believe me? Step on inside and see. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Double Dragon’

MasterChugs Theater Love Tap: ‘Love at First Bite’

Welcome to a special MasterChugs Theater. All you seriously in a relationship guys may know that Valentine’s Day is this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, you’ve still got three days until you’re in trouble … unless you’re reading this on Thursday, then it’s Ruh-Roh, Raggy. For everyone else though, say salutations to “Love in the Theater”, a guide to the do’s and don’ts of the film world for this romantic week. Pay attention and you’ll hopefully get a do and not a don’t on Thursday evening. Our first victim: Love at First Bite. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater Love Tap: ‘Love at First Bite’