The 13th Annual Redneck Games just got a lot more intense. No, we’re talking about the Chew Spit-off, but the latest game to join in a series of ridiculous themed ones at the Redneck Games–this year’s first annual Pull the Arm Off the Kid.
No, really.
You see, all kids tend to do a little “wrasslin'” and “foolhardiness” every now and then. It’s not unusual for kids to be a little bruised up. After all, kids will be kids. It’s also not unusual for children to want to be down by the “swimming hole”, “crick” or “river” when it gets warm, especially in these rather recent warm days of the summer. What is unusual is to attempt to swing out of a tree on a rope. I mean, Tarzan’s been out of style, since, what, the early 70s? Nonetheless, the child miscalculated his decision and jumped out of the tree with the rope right around his arm, essentially tearing through said arm. As to be expected, no one was watching the children.
With this bit of news, I guess the games will finally be able to change their old slogan of “Come for the warm beer and incest, stay for the games.”