Turns out the Germans are a little on the sensitive side when it comes to their heritage, their Nazi heritage. Apparently it is still a punishable offense to behead Hitler, a wax hitler.
No word yet as to whether or not it is a punishable offense to behead a wax version of Satan, Benedict Arnold, Judas or Barney
Were you planning on that vacation to the Swiss Alps this summer so you could go hiking in the nude? A lot of people were. Sadly, there are going to be a lot of disappointed naked people, because Switzerland has declared a ban on nude hiking.
Yes, local Swiss people voted for a ban of nude hiking in their area because a lot of, you guessed it, Germans have been trekking through the area wearing nothing but the pack on their backs. Violators will be fined the equivalent of $176.
So there! Let it be known that if you want to hike naked, you will be punished with more than just sore feet and bug bites in places you had not thought about in a while.
OK, we admit it. We make a few Nazi jokes now and then, or even some cracks about invading Poland/ annexing the sudetenland, but we just can’t get enough of you crazy krauts.
Gerry, we know you love us despite all that, and we just want to tell you, right back at you.
Recently, Germans aged 19 to 29 took off their gimp masks to tell the world how they really feel. A survey shows that most of them would gladly leave their sexual partner and their car (which also might be their sexual partner) for Internet access. This comes as a total shock, because the Germans are famous around the world for their outright compassion for their fellow man.
We here at ernst Jungs would just like to say thanks for reading.
