Tag: giant fish

Symbolic victories are delicious

The animal kingdom can become surprisingly powerful out of nowhere at times. Some days, you’ll experience normal sized monsters, and other days, you’ll experience abnormally large sized monsters. Especially the ocean! It’s full of gigantic beasts that are just waiting to kill us. The only thing you can do in these situations is man up and bring your hunger with you.

How about if we raise the bar a notch, and see you take on some super sushi thanks to some heroes? The video takes us to a quaint sushi restaurant in Aichi prefecture that not only serves some amazing sushi, but some Godzilla size futo maki and nigiri sushi.

When you make it that big, it doesn’t lose some of its appeal. On the contrary, it gains massive appeal (see what I did there?)! Not only that, we take out some of their greatest warriors. Delicious and beneficial: What could be better?

Fish will totally eat you if they’re given the chance

It’s sad to think, but it’s true-we are clearly living in a bad M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Okay, sorry, I realize that the word “bad” is redundant when used in that description. Nonetheless, it’s true. Fish in Switzerland are not only somehow growing to immense proportions (I assume that they are-the metric is completely indecipherable to me, after all), but they’re now attacking humans.

Let me rephrase that-they were. An enormous zander, a freshwater fish, was caught in a Swiss lake after having been terrorizing swimmers. Luckily, this story has a happy ending. Not only was it caught with a harpoon (which Captain Ahab has taught us is the most manliest of ways to fish) rather than a wussy net, the monster was then served up to tourists at the lake. Sure, they might grow slightly larger in the next coming months and experience possible increased levels of aggression, but bollocks to that!

Justice truly must be delicious.