Glendale | SeriouslyGuys

Next time, use the e-brake

There are so many ways you can park a car:

You can park on a street.
You can park in a parking garage.
You can park in your assigned spot.
You can park in your driveway.
You can park on the wrong side of town.
And in Glendale, California, through a strange confluence of events, you can somehow park your car on a neighbor’s roof.

Welcome to the plummet of our nation

Maybe we’re not so great. Okay, the Guys are, but some states in the US may not quite be so. The latest contenders?

California: Because the state somehow thinks that Kim Kardashian running for mayor of Glendale would be a good idea.

South Carolina: Because fast food employees now think that phlegm is a GREAT new flavor for sweet tea, much like pomegranate and mango.

Kentucky: Where teenagers are intelligent enough to think that taking a photo of yourself stealing gas from a cop car and then posting said photo on Facebook completely nullifies the crime. SPOILERS: It doesn’t.

Go ahead and make your choice. We’ll be sitting here in the corner simpering for the future.